Funny Talk

My daughter is hilarious. She had several funny comments today that I hadn't heard before and I have to get them written before I forget.

#1 - Macie and I were walking downstairs this morning. I ask her this question every day and usually get the same response...but not today!
Me: How did you sleep sweetie?
Macie: I sleep so hard Mommy.

#2 - My neighbor wanted me to run over to her house for a few minutes. I couldn't get Macie to come to the door to leave.
Me: Come on Macie, let's go.
Macie: Wait Mom, I need my purse. (She gets her purse on then stops and puts her hands up in a new realization.) I need my mate-up on!
She always takes her purse everywhere, but she's never mentioned getting her make-up on before she leaves. I wonder where she got that one?

#3 - We were just sitting around playing with toys.
Macie: Mom, I show you my magits. (magic)
Me: (Totally surprised) Ok Macie, what's the magic?
Macie: Tum over here Mom. (Pointing at the vanity set) Its my magit mirror.

#4 - We were outside at the mailbox and a neighbor started talking to Macie.
Neighbor: Macie, are you having a little brother?
Macie: (In thought) No, I not have little brother. Mommy have little brother in hers tummy.